sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

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@2 hours ago with 69079 notes

matthulksmash:

If you don’t think this is the best opening scene in any film, then you need to re-evaluate your life.

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@3 hours ago with 67538 notes

mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?

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@4 hours ago with 60277 notes

unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

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@4 hours ago with 11680 notes

drunkvanity:

girlinabearsuit:

To all the fat girls who don’t care they are fat; who dress fiercely and fly. God bless you, let’s party.

my goal in life is to provoke this feeling in every insecure fat girl because shit we wonderful

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@9 hours ago with 4351 notes

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@11 hours ago with 52301 notes
Elizabeth: How did it begin?
Mr. Darcy: I cannot fix the hour, or the spot, or the look. It was too long ago and I was in the middle before I knew I had begun.

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@2 hours ago with 11244 notes

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

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@3 hours ago with 173942 notes

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@4 hours ago with 469098 notes
enogitna:

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

there is so much going on in this photo 

enogitna:

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

there is so much going on in this photo 

(via itshardtoknow)

@4 hours ago with 48754 notes

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@9 hours ago with 3655 notes
psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

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@11 hours ago with 92671 notes
person:OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me:nope
person:BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me:i'm not
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